Jessie T. Wolf
Major Psycho Headache...|
I remember the funniest "suicide" story I'd ever heard. I have a group of friends who live in Madison. They'd taken in one of these nomadic leeches of humanity that won't support themselves, in the hopes of giving him a leg up on the way to bettering himself.
Well, we all know how that goes.
So, they turn into the kind of person that says things like "this may be my last con" and various phrases that hint of suicidal tendencies. One day he left a suicide note to his roomates and disappeared. His friends left the apartment and went all over the city looking. Hours later, they return and find him on the sofa eating some Taco Bell, with the excuse that he couldn't find a building tall enough.
People who really want to commit suicide usually just do it. People who want attention usually just talk about it.