Jessie T. Wolf (wlfdog) wrote,
Jessie T. Wolf
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Hey, Prismo...

"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head."

~Mitch Hedberg

(May he rest in peace.)
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